| Date (Round) | Friends Met | Touch- downs Scored | Injuries Inflicted | People Watching and Gold Donated | Cards Gained | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27.2. | Anlec YELA | 1 - 3 | 1 - 0 | 63,000 110,000 | 5 - 2 | Our brother elves scored victory, which seemed so important to them, with use of violence and trickery. But we still love them and hope that they will also see the light and stop that useless beating. Our brother Chesire accidentally hurt one of our brothers, and so he must stay in solitude until next match. |
| 5.3. | Stone Boars | 0 - 3 | 0 - 3 | 52,000 100,000 | 6 - 1 | Our short brothers were honorable and they deserved victory. This was our second charity match and Brother Stilton sold many Gregorian songs to public. Our luck was bad but luckily we at least did not hurt our brothers. |
| 16.3 | Royal Axe | 2 - 1 | 0 - 6 | 73,000 110,000 | 4 - 2 | Our other short brothers were not gentlemen. No, they kicked us while we were first smashed to ground and had other dirty tricks. But we forgive them and won anyway. Brother Leicester was taken away by the city guard, and our abbot had not yet decided, shall we forgive that. |
| Date (Round) | Friends Met | Touch- downs Scored | Injuries Inflicted | People Watching and Gold Donated | Cards Gained | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5.4 | Griin Hornetz | 4 - 0 | 3 - 0 | 69,000 90,000 | 2 - 3 | Our stunty green brothers were unlucky and their big rubbery brothers very stupid, which entitled us many touchdowns. We are very ashamed for this match because some of our brothers were hurt very badly while they stumbled on our robes. We wait in solitude and in agony for our next match, because it requires great inner strength to forgive those accidents we beheld. |
| 10.5 | Middenheim Wolves | 1 - 4 | 0 - 4 | 93,000 60,000 | 3 - 2 | Our sturdy brothers were professional players. They were a bit too violent, but they deserved victory, especially because we were punished from the injuries caused in the last match against green small brothers. We were also punished with horrible headaches, and so half of our team was unconscious at the end of first half, and some of them never recover during match. |
| 19.5 | Fatal Justice | 3 - 1 | 0 - 0 | 70,000 40,000 | 3 - 2 | Harmony! Our fallen human brothers played gently at first, but their past was not forgiven by our spectators and at the start of the second half, irritated by the bad luck still facing our brothers, the crowd invaded the pitch and killed 2 of our brothers and seriously hurt third! This sweep somehow removed our black destiny, and we scored more touchdowns, but most of all, no brothers were hurt by either side! |
| 31.5 | Mist Warriors | 3 - 1 | 1 - 2 | 61,000 80,000 | 2 - 4 | We had a big match against our brothers. We had heard rumors that they might be fallen, and thus we bought extra referees and officials to watch our match, and thus we were spared from unnecessary bloodshed. Brother Savoyard accidentally hurt our fallen brother very seriously, and their apothecary failed. We are very sorry for that and our brother must punish himself for 2 months. |
| 1.6 | Primal Bloom | 2 - 4 | 2 - 3 | 136,000 110,000 | 5 - 2 | This match of great sorrow was a big match, and in the front of million spectators our previous borthers sunken into barbaric and uncivilized state kicked life out of 2 of our brothers. Even Sage Derby was helpless because he was healing Brother Dorset Blue Vinney from his heroic effort for being able to score even after being hit by a lightning bolt. |