||1 - 3||1 - 0
|5 - 2
||Our brother elves scored victory, which seemed
so important to them, with use of
violence and trickery. But we still love them and hope that they will
also see the light and stop that useless beating. Our brother Chesire
accidentally hurt one of our brothers, and so he must stay in solitude
until next match.
||0 - 3||0 - 3
|6 - 1
||Our short brothers were honorable and they
deserved victory. This was our second charity match and Brother
Stilton sold many Gregorian songs to public. Our luck was bad but
luckily we at least did not hurt our brothers.
||2 - 1||0 - 6
|4 - 2
||Our other short brothers were not gentlemen. No,
they kicked us while we were first smashed to ground and had other
dirty tricks. But we forgive them and won anyway. Brother Leicester was
taken away by the city guard, and our abbot had not yet decided, shall
we forgive that.
||4 - 0||3 - 0
|2 - 3
||Our stunty green brothers were unlucky and
their big rubbery brothers very stupid, which entitled us many
touchdowns. We are very ashamed for this match because some of our
brothers were hurt very badly while they stumbled on our robes. We
wait in solitude and in agony for our next match, because it requires
great inner strength to forgive those accidents we beheld.
||1 - 4||0 - 4
|3 - 2
||Our sturdy brothers were professional
players. They were a bit too violent, but they deserved victory,
especially because we were punished from the injuries caused in the
last match against green small brothers. We were also punished with
horrible headaches, and so half of our team was unconscious at the end
of first half, and some of them never recover during match.
||3 - 1||0 - 0
|3 - 2
||Harmony! Our fallen human brothers played gently
at first, but their past was not forgiven by our spectators and at the
start of the second half, irritated by the bad luck still facing our
brothers, the crowd invaded the pitch and killed 2 of our brothers and
seriously hurt third! This sweep somehow removed our black destiny,
and we scored more touchdowns, but most of all, no brothers were hurt
by either side!
||3 - 1||1 - 2
|2 - 4
||We had a big match against our brothers. We had
heard rumors that they might be fallen, and thus we bought extra
referees and officials to watch our match, and thus we were spared
from unnecessary bloodshed. Brother Savoyard accidentally hurt our
fallen brother very seriously, and their apothecary failed. We are
very sorry for that and our brother must punish himself for 2 months.
||2 - 4||2 - 3
|5 - 2
||This match of great sorrow was a big match, and
in the front of million spectators our previous borthers sunken into
barbaric and uncivilized state kicked life out of 2 of our
brothers. Even Sage Derby was helpless because he was healing Brother
Dorset Blue Vinney from his heroic effort for being able to score even
after being hit by a lightning bolt.